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They looked at the primordial entity emerging from the roiling ocean.
"Well," the cat said, "who'll collar that?"
His human sighed.
After the fight was over, she heaved tentacles aside to fit the mystic collar around Cthulhu's neck.
"Still easier than you," she called to the cat.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #Small

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"Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."

Too many open parentheses. Trying to do too many things. A regular battle.

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How to opt your site out of Google's new FLoC user tracking programme with OpenBSD's relayd(8):

(1) add this one-liner to any "http protocol" block(s) in /etc/relayd.conf, and

(2) restart relayd

> match response header set "Permissions-Policy" value "interest-cohort=()"

Afterward you should see this in the HTTP header response:

$ curl -sI my.site | grep Permissions-Policy
Permissions-Policy: interest-cohort=()

:flan_thumbs:

eff.org/deeplinks/2021/03/goog

spreadprivacy.com/block-floc-w

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All my friends are blocking FLoC. Which is cool.

But the advertiser sites won't. The big content companies won't.

Organizations like the BSD projects and the EFF don't advertise.

We are utterly irrelevant.

Still worth shrieking into the indifferent world, mind you.

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Here’s your Monday morning cup of coffee. Red and blue fountain pen block print.

Looking at a photo of a grey jay, or Canada jay. Small, unassuming, friendly, and not at all flashy.

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It's the last day of this season of Discardia, and time to let yourself set down a weight you don't need to be carrying.

Sit with that part of you that is stuck with an old load and feel their real feeling.

Let them know that here in the present you don't need that weight. Invite them to set it down and see it there, on the ground, in the past.

And then invite that past self to come with you into the present, free from what it has been suffering with.

Do something fun to please yourselves.

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Boundaries can help you carve space in your life for self care. They're important.

You can agree with someone without understanding them.
You can understand someone without agreeing with them.

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It's okay to use a timer to remind yourself to take breaks.

Free writing in the morning is a good thing.

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Check in with your emotions. How are you feeling?

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It's Loki's birthday! He's two years old! Give him boosts!

Don’t panic.
Start where you are.
Do the job that is in front of you.

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