I just really like lynxes, okay? And can you blame me? Look at those mitts! Those ears!
RT @isntitvacant@twitter.com
@ceejbot@twitter.com *not, even.
My theory is that to be an effective developer with a high level of impact on a team, you _must_ be willing to let your team influence your personal foibles & opinions. (It's a two way street, of course, but "architect" makes it sound like it's unidirectional.)
Spammers have destroyed the usefulness of the phone system just like they destroyed Usenet.
https://www.consumerreports.org/robocalls/why-robocalls-are-even-worse-than-you-thought/
At that moment the Ceejbot was enlightened.
JUNIOR WEB DEVELOPER
Responsibilities:
- copy and paste CSS
- waste a bunch of time switching between two different templates until your boss finally decides on one
- write alt text
- contribute to an "agile" development team
Required experience:
- Master's degree in computer science
- 8+ years experience writing Python, C++ or R
- top secret security clearance
I love Elizabeth Warren so much.
RT @isntitvacant@twitter.com
const isTeapot = !['http://registry.npmjs.org', 'http://registry.yarnpkg.com'].includes(new URL(request.headers.get('host')).host) https://twitter.com/glitch/status/1128349274805362688
literally ded from qut
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RT @allspaw@twitter.com
"Amplifying Sources of Resilience: What The Research Says" wrt #ResilienceEngineering (slides from my talk at QCon London) https://speakerdeck.com/jallspaw/amplifying-sources-of-resilience
RT @dcurtisj@twitter.com
Used the Internet before spam existed. https://twitter.com/fimoculous/status/1128306755421732864
RT @tenzochris@twitter.com
The Library of Congress has released a curated set of free-to-use cat images. 😺
This is a quality ceej pun. Observe and learn.
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RT @revin@twitter.com
@ceejbot sanity: under-ceej
https://twitter.com/revin/status/1128425130449723393
Ceejbot runs this mastodon shard. Ceej has been on the internet since 1987 which might be before you were born. This means they're more boring than you are.