Ceej has an earworm for that! @ceejbot@rafting.io

a phone box? where did that come from? #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

Oh.

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RT @HeerJeet@twitter.activitypub.actor
1. This @IChotiner interview -- really a disembowlment -- of coronavirus contrarian Richard A. Epstein is, quite justifiably, getting a lot of attention. I wanted to give some historical context to explain Epstein's dingbat theories. https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/the-contrarian-coronavirus-theory-that-informed-the-trump-administration
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1244674077207347212

<3 John Oliver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElIf2DBrWzU

I mean, you know, literally, because the interview subject apparently bloviated influentially on the current administration, which is going to kill people.

total murder

Two media sources I’m happy to pay money for access to right now: the New Yorker and the Financial Times. I have no idea what this says about me.

This interview was brutal.

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/the-contrarian-coronavirus-theory-that-informed-the-trump-administration

RT @mattbc
Richard Epstein seems to be in the running for "tenured law prof responsible for the most deaths" https://twitter.com/sbagen/status/1244429328697430017

RT @JuddLegum
Amazon is only providing emergency sick leave if you have a positive COVID-19 test or a formal order to be placed into quarantine

Contract divers don’t even get that. They have to apply for a “grant” to get sick leave https://twitter.com/reliablesources/status/1244310025541165058

Current status: a new hand touches the beacon.

RT @EdwardGaillard@twitter.activitypub.actor
Here's a Rose-Breasted Grosbeak from the #StrategicBirdPhotoReserve reminding you to grab the flowers life sends your way. (April 2011)

RT @jefposk@twitter.activitypub.actor
Seems like some people are really dug in on #MaskShaming. I'm gonna be explaining this a lot so get used to it. N95 masks protect the wearer. Surgical masks protect other people from the wearer. People at risk may need to wear N95 masks. Everyone else should wear surgical masks.

RT @danielradosh@twitter.activitypub.actor
Sounds better in the original French https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1244397823539531783

RT @notviking@twitter.activitypub.actor
god i wish i was doing things https://twitter.com/notviking/status/1206802894239879169

Points to note:
- every character wants something reasonable for them, even the villains
- they take reasonable action to get it
- all of these actions collide
- repetition is funny
- Danny Kaye was a great physical comedian

RT @malcolm_ebooks@twitter.activitypub.actor
You don't get in here.

The butt-showing routine is repeated, but this time it is triumph.

And then about FIVE SECONDS of denouement.

AND FIN.

“The purple pimpernel!”
“The purple pimpernel?”

Basil Rathbone is [SPOILER ALERT] catapulted!

The finger-snap gag has not yet been worked for every possible laugh.